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despite anime circumstances

zankyou no terror’s finale was painful and i’m crying

Domesticity meme. Send me a ship!
  • who cooks normally?
  • how often do they fight?
  • what do they do when they’re away from each other?
  • nicknames for each other?
  • who is more likely to pay for dinner?
  • who steals the covers at night?
  • what would they get each other for gifts?
  • who kissed who first?
  • who made the first move?
  • who remembers things?
  • who started the relationship?
  • who cusses more?
  • what would they do if the other one was hurt?

Will / Alastair~


Will / Alastair

Who was the one to propose: Uhh probably Alastair since he seems to be the more pro-active one in terms of serious shenanigans in the relationship. But hey, at least Will gets a beautiful and snazzy ring and a cheesy (but equally romantic) proposal (:

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Alastair, definitely. He’s the one who proposed for a reason—//mauled|D But nah, Will’s just very heads on with wedding planning, just more calm and decisive I imagine.

Who decorated the house: Well, I imagine Will moved in with Alastair, so the majority of decoration was already taken care of? Will would still move some of his own ornaments and belongings in, however— probably asked to paint or change the scheme of some rooms in the future aha

Who does the cooking: Both can cook, though Will probably doesn’t particularly like cooking, so Alastair mainly aha— If Al came home from work a little weary or tired though, Will would cook for them~

Who is more organized: I imagine both are pretty organised people, though visually and physically, I imagine Alastair wins in that regard aha

Who initiates bedroom fun: William Anderson, of course |D

Who suggested kids first: Alastair was most likely the first to bring up the idea of kids, though I’m doubtful anything ever came of it. Will took a long time to settle into a committed relationship, so I highly doubt he’d settle to the commitment of raising a child (especially when he’s not fond of children to begin with??) — It would just be one of those things they’d need to talk about u v u

Who’s more dominant: I imagine neither are particularly— Will is the more initiative one, though both are on equal terms and whatnot in terms of sex and sexual acts? In terms of casual, everyday life, I’d say they’re again on equal terms— neither is dominant or submissive etc

Who’s the cuddler: Will’s a rather clingy person, so I imagine it’d be him cuddling Al more than anything u v u

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: I like to think Will is the little spoon in most cases, living up to the height difference (however small it is |D)— I doubt they’ll always stick to one particular role each, though that’s the most common in my mind~

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Being the gayest domestic couple in the history of couples (since Jack and Christian Demon!AU lol ) — But really, probably just spending quality time together, curled up watching bad TV shows and movies, sharing baths / showers, sharing memories from childhood and past experience before meeting one another— and so on ; v ; sorry Ella bby if I missed anything amazing cute out sdfghjkl; 

Who cooks: As said earlier, both cook depending on the day and situation u v u

Who comes home drunk at 3am: Neither on a regular basis, though I can imagine Will would come home on the odd occasion drunk at that hour (sorry for your mess of a boyfriend, Alastair u v u) 

Who kills the spiders:  Alastair omg— Will thinks they’re disgusting and won’t go near them if he can help it aha

Who falls asleep first: I imagine Alastair is first to fall asleep, what with being a productive member of society and having a job—//mauled|D 

A head canon: My head canon is totally domestic (shut up I’m not obsessed what) in the way that Alastair Cáirbre makes the threat to contact every stupid TV show writer to give them a piece of his perfect constructed criticism and review of the show after terrible seasons and Will simply laughs (yet supports him half-assedly). Another head canon is that they went to the same terrible private school as teenagers yet never knew / acknowledged each other, despite regularly passing one another in the halls and more than likely being in a class or two u v u

Do they have any “rituals”? Uhh nothing I can think of right now?? Probably small, casual / domestic things like getting morning coffee before Al goes to work. Not really ‘rituals’ perhaps, just ‘must do’s before work / bed and such u v u

Who is louder? I think Will is louder in terms of social events, everyday life and such, but Al is louder in terms of their sex lives |D

Who is more experimental? Alastair Cáirbre is probably more experimental, more due to the fact he hadn’t tried out many before Will suggested his own to Al. I mean, Will suggested the kinks, but Alastair was the one who decided to experiment with them so u v u 

Who takes more risks? William Anderson again because he’s a trashbag on the wild side of life ayyye

Do they fuck or make love? A sweet, sweet mix of both— depends on the mood and energy level (it’s like the sims but not lol)

Lights on or off? Both? I imagine neither really have a preference, though Will can appreciate your beautiful face more when the lights are on Al—//smooch|D

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Oh my god, William Anderson |D He’s not even ashamed eheh— though I also like to believe Will catches Al on the odd occasion and it just a mild inconvenience for both of them omg

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? uhh Will probably as a joke? I imagine he points to people and asks in a carefree way, sometimes plays games and asks Al which famous individual he’d want to partake in a threesome with and such— nothing serious though aha

Who comes first? No idea— I don’t think it’s very important anyway u v u

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? I imagine they’re both pretty good at giving oral, so preference wise I think Alastair would enjoy receiving more? Hey,Will likes to receive his fair share of oral, but Al just likes to mor—//shot|D

Who is more submissive? Depends? I imagine that they’re a couple who’s equal everywhere and they switch quite a bit, so that just depends on the mood and on the night and what kind of thing they want to do then and whatnot. They both enjoy both giving and receiving, and it’s not the matter of being “submissive” or “dominant”, it’s the matter of being close and loved and appreciated, and sex is more than labels it carries anyway. (sorry evy I had to leave this perfect answer because I couldn’t sum it up better e v e I stole your hard work as my own—//mauled|D)

Who usually initiates things? I imagine Will initiates things sexually on the whole, though perhaps Al more so in other aspects of their lives? Will is rather spontaneous mind you, so it’s an open debate ehe

Who is more sensitive? I’d have to say Alastair on this one, though not because he’s an emotional wreck or anything aha— I think it’s just because Will is so…Idk, he just lacks so much sympathy and empathy, among other things and it’s just difficult to be less sensitive than this mess of a man okay omg (how Al puts up with him—|D)

Who has the most patience? I think they both have a pretty good patience each, so I literally have no idea ; v ; Both aha

Which kinks do they share? I imagine a lot of kinks they share are due to experimentation over the course of their relationship, like uhh— they probably shared a few initially, but gained more from one another after sharing their personal kinks and what they’d like to try etc. They probably share kinks such as light D/S and B&D (general BDSM really, though Al was pretty uncomfortable with some kinks and Will respected that), rough sex and dirty talk (if they count as ‘kinks’ per say), and probably more I’ve forgotten omg

Sorry if some things are wrong or I missed stuff out Ella omg— feel free to correct me on anything u v u Enjoy~

NALEX e 7 e


Natalia Brooks / Alexandra Veselov

Who was the one to propose: Natalia with her fancy, expensive ring and extravagantly planned evening |D Alex hasn’t the organisation nor the money for this thin—//shot|D

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Natalia, though only due to the people around her |D On the whole I imagine both were rather excited when discussing wedding plans.

Who decorated the house: Natalia. Even if they weren’t to live in Natalia’s current apartment, Natalia has a lot more fashionable flare omg— please don’t let Alex decorate your home nothing will match OTL

Who does the cooking: Well Alex quite enjoys cooking, so I imagine she’d be cooking more often than Natalia? I don’t even think Natalia likes cooking, it just keeps her alive—//mauled|D

Who is more organized: Oh my God, never Alex. She’s the biggest, most unorganised mess ever. Besides, Natalia needs to be pretty organised, what with her ‘business’ and all e v e

Who initiates bedroom fun: Both depending on their mood? They’re both pretty initiative people u v u

Who suggested kids first: Neither. I think both would be content without kids in their lives.

Who’s more dominant: I see both as very dominating people in all aspects on their relationship, so neither is more dominant than the other (though I imagine they do clash at times because of this pff)

Who’s the cuddler:  Alex likes to both be cuddled and cuddle others, so I’d have to say her. I’m sure Natalia likes to cuddle Alex and be cuddled back, of course— I just see Natalia being the cuddler and Alex being the cuddled more than anything aha

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Alex is totally the little spoon okay— she’s a 5 foot bby who likes to be cuddled and loved and Natalia is huge in comparison (I’m a sucker for height differences and spooning okay e v e)

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Lots of things I can’t remember buuut things like— sharing baths, spending time at Eighth Heaven, shopping (especially lingerie ayyye)— there are other, smaller things like drinking champagne but that’s not really worthy of note in the grand scheme perhaps?? e v e Lots more that I’ve forgotten what

Who cooks: Alex u v u

Who comes home drunk at 3am: If either are drunk at that hour, they’re probably drunk in the comfort of their own homes and fall asleep shortly after omg

Who kills the spiders:  Natalia kills the spiders while Alex lets them outside u v u

Who falls asleep first: I imagine Alex falls asleep first— no particular reason behind it, I just imagine she does u v u

A head canon: Well everything is pretty much canon at this stage omg, though a personal head canon I can imagine they’d both teach one another about each other’s culture and language etc. Like, I imagine Alex teaches Natalia both the language and culture of Russian, mainly because she wants to share that large and important aspect of her own life with the person she loves— and of course, Natalia shares her own culture and language with Alex (sorry this was so poorly written weep— hope you get what I mean OTL)

Do they have any “rituals”? Nothing I can really think of weep

Who is louder? Alex is probably louder in both aspect of general life and their sex lives. She’s just too excitable what can I say |D

Who is more experimental? Neither really.

Who takes more risks? Well— Natalia has used drugs for a long time in the past and continues to sell them presently so— I suppose Natalia. Alex takes risks by hanging out with people like Natalia, though secondary risk taking loses to primary eheh

Do they fuck or make love? Uhh both, though it depends on the situation and mood I suppose??

Lights on or off? Depends on the mood.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Either of them really? I mean, both masturbate and so they’re both just as likely to catch each other— neither are ashamed either so who cares? |D

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Neither really. Alex might joke about having asexual Jack join in but of course nothing serious lol

Who comes first? Uhh again I don’t see the importance of this personally?? I don’t really think about it omg

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Idk why I imagine Natalia is better at it (experience and all wink wonk) and Alex prefers to receive it. I mean hey that works out better anyway |D

Who is more submissive? Neither really— both are dominating people naturally, so the submissive would just happen to depend on the course things took in that particular event? 

Who usually initiates things? Both u v u

Who is more sensitive? I imagine Alex is more sensitive when compared to Natalia, though not incredibly emotional individually either.

Who has the most patience? Neither of them. Both of them are pretty impatient, just in different ways I suppose.

Which kinks do they share? Probably a lot of kinks, though not many that involve much restriction such as handcuffs and bondage etc, or pain inflicting on one another (purposefully inflicting pain, at least). I imagine they share a lot of rough habits like hair-pulling, biting, scratching etc, though not much other than that aha

Thank you for the ask bby u v u hope you liked the answers ehe~

Apple / Angel, (Anple? Apgel? I--)


Apple / Angel

Who was the one to propose: Apple but it wasn’t the fanciest or anything, it was just clumsy and awkward but sweet ayyye

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Uhh probably Apple again— I mean, he was nervous enough about the proposal, let alone the wedding plans omg

Who decorated the house: I like to think they tried to implement both of their wants into the decorating omg— though Apple would probably trust Angel’s opinion over his own on the whole (he has no sense of style pfff)

Who does the cooking: I imagine both can cook, though Angel isn’t a fan of cooking and Apple is a very clumsy and messy cook. Both agree it’s easier to get simple meals and take-away whenever they can e v e

Who is more organized: Oh my God, Angel. Apple is such a mess— he probably loses his belongings a lot or forgets to bring certain items to certain events / classes etc

Who initiates bedroom fun: Both depending on their mood? I think with these two especially it depends on the situation, though more often than not it’s probably Angel initiating bedroom fun as opposed to Apple.

Who suggested kids first: Apple was probably the first to suggest kids, though he’d understand that a lot of time and careful thought would need to be taken when thinking about the idea of kids.

Who’s more dominant: Angel, though Apple doesn’t mind. He’s comfortable with her taking charge in their relationship— he’s probably rather grateful of it in certain cases aha

Who’s the cuddler: I think they’d switch roles depending on the situation and the mood. Apple probably really enjoying cuddling Angel, though I imagine Angel enjoys cuddling Apple just as much pfff

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Again,I think they’d switch roles depending on the situation and the mood, really. I doubt either has a personal preference— so long as they get to spoon at all, they don’t mind.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Lots of things like being farm losers and looking after Apple’s farm, horse-riding, general PE activities of sort (eg gymnastics for Angel, track for Apple etc), showering together, cuddling, not having a clue what’s going on in half their classes lol clap wars //mauled

Who cooks: Both— they kind of take turns, cook together, or order for a meal to be delivered.

Who comes home drunk at 3am: I can’t see either really coming home drunk at that hour? I can’t see either of them getting drunk to begin with, really.

Who kills the spiders: I imagine Apple takes the spiders outside while Angel avoids them at all costs aha

Who falls asleep first: I like to think Angel falls sleep first and Apple spend the rest of his times trying to get asleep while running his fingertips through the ends of her hair and pressing soft kisses into her skin.

A head canon: I have about 578402967 head canons okat omg, though one example of a head canon would probably be a something small— Like I imagine Apple got lazy at personal grooming and just let his hair grow out, though it got too long and he had to wear it up in a small pony-tail. Most people probably thought it looked a mess (which let’s be fair it probably was omg) but Angel said it looked pretty nice and he kept it that way for so long because he was too lazy to cut it and at least one person liked it omg

Do they have any “rituals”? Nothing I can really think of weep

Who is louder? Apple most likely— he’s just a naturally excitable and loud person in general. In terms of the bedroom, however, I can see both being around the same in terms of volume u v u

Who is more experimental? Neither really.

Who takes more risks? Angel omfg— this basic bitch plan to run away from home and her super strict and in your face parents like if that ain’t risk I don’t know what is pfff

Do they fuck or make love? I imagine it’s never fucking and it’s always intimate and making love between them.

Lights on or off? Depends on the mood, though I imagine Apple prefers a darker setting on the whole.

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Uhh neither really? I mean neither really masturbate a lot, and neither are really around one another enough to accidentally walk in on the other at such a time?

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Neither really. They’re content on their own aha

Who comes first? Uhh again I don’t see the importance of this personally?? I don’t really think about it omg

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? I imagine Angel’s better at giving oral, though I imagine Angel prefers receiving it aha— tough luck there e v e

Who is more submissive? Apple omg— he’s just not assertive enough when compared to Angel, though he doesn’t mind that. He probably prefers a more organised person like Angel to make final decisions and whatnot anyway. In terms of their sex lives, I imagine neither is more submissive than the other. 

Who usually initiates things? Both in different ways u v u

Who is more sensitive? Neither are really more sensitive than the other overall.

Who has the most patience? Again, both are on equal ground when it comes to patience. They’re both pretty patient in different ways to the other, but rarely lose their patience regardless. 

Which kinks do they share? I can’t see there being too many kinks on the whole, at least not a wide variety of kinks. I can’t imagine many of their kinks involving much restriction such as handcuffs and bondage etc, or pain inflicting on one another (purposefully inflicting pain, at least— just like Nalex lol I’m so lazy). I imagine they share a lot of kinks such as hair-pulling, biting, scratching, love bites, belt-loop puling etc, though not much other than that aha

Black Olive <3
  • Who was the one to propose: Probably Oliver, since Noir is particularly awkward and kind of tactless |D I don’t even know how either would afford to have a ring wtf poor shits
  • Who stressed more over wedding planning: Uh— I’m guessing Oliver again, since he’s just a big old worry wart and Noir probably doesn’t get stressed over things like that, and if he does then he probably had a cigarette to dispell that lol
  • Who decorated the house: Oliver, since they live in the apartment Oliver got at seventeen, though Noir painted the ceiling with constellations and there are probably paintings of Noir’s hung up in various places~
  • Who does the cooking: They both kind of suck so they tend to share and cook rather basic things lol
  • Who is more organized: Noir, though he is only organised to himself |D
  • Who initiates bedroom fun: Well— they tend to take turns, really, since they both enjoy giving each other lovebites (and receiving them, tiny footprints)
  • Who suggested kids first: Oliver, I imagine Noir doesn’t particular like the idea of kids
  • Who’s more dominant: Neither tbh
  • Who’s the cuddler: Both, even if Noir is going to be a dumb tsundere about the whole cuddling thing, even if he loves to curl up in Oliver’s lap and stay there for hours
  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.This tends to swap, really, but I imagine Oliver tends to be the big spoon more as he likes to cuddle in bed, whereas Noir stayed on the fucking edge of the bed for lightyears before he shuffled over what a loser
  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Everything between them okay - the hand holding and the small kisses and drinking tea and smoking cigarettes and doing crosswords and doing sudoku and watching Noir paint and helping Noir skateboard and looking after Blanc, the kitten, and everything.
  • Who cooks: As said above, they tend to take turns and only really cook basic things together anyway
  • Who comes home drunk at 3am: Neither, since they don’t tend to drink to often, and Noir only comes home at 3am if he has gotten into a fight and has nowhere else to go
  • Who kills the spiders: Neither, Oliver lets them out the apartment and Noir doesn’t even like to go near spiders at all (he tried to train Blanc to eat them but the cat is dumb)
  • Who falls asleep first: Noir, but he gets up in the middle of the night anyway due to his messed up sleeping patterns
  • A head canon: Everything is 100% canon between these two but here’s another fun fact: they have matching tattoos on their chests, Noir has a keyhole and Oliver has a key
  • Do they have any “rituals”? They always always have tea in the morning, as soon as they get up, and they know how to make each other’s tea (Noir is one sugar and Oliver is two)
  • Who is louder? Neither really, but it depends on the situation I suppose, for if they were angry etc Noir would probably be the louder one, and Oliver is louder when more excited etc
  • Who is more experimental? I believe they are both in a stage where both tend to ‘experiment’ in a way, at least through thought, though Oliver is the one who tends to initiate that experimentation, since Noir is completely new to romantic and sexual experience
  • Who takes more risks? Noir tends to take risks a lot, since he ends up in a lot of fights and tries to take on a lot of people, I wouldn’t say Oliver was risky at all
  • Do they fuck or make love? They make love, every single time, and Oliver feels stars under Noir’s skin
  • Lights on or off? Noir prefers to have a more darker setting, though there isn’t truly a personal preference between them
  • Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Oliver, since Noir never really masturbates, and their apartment is rather small and cramped to begin with soooo
  • Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Neither, they are both rather content with the relationship their in and I doubt either would be willing to partake in a threesome regardless of whether they were in a relationship or not
  • Who comes first? I uh— depends, I suppose
  • Who is better at oral and who prefers it? I like to think that Noir is better at oral, and Oliver loves receiving oral, really. I also like to think Noir is good with his fingers |D
  • Who is more submissive? They’re both equal
  • Who usually initiates things? It depends really— they take equal turns in initiating kisses and lovebites since they both love them so much, but sex is a bigger step so I’m unsure on that one weep
  • Who is more sensitive? Oliver is definitely more sensitive than Noir, since he gets easily hurt and upset and even tends to cry more when he’s angry or frustrated ;-;
  • Who has the most patience? Oliver has the patience of a saint to be able to put up with mean Noir who looks 100% grumpy
  • Which kinks do they share? Uh— they both like belt loop pulling and receiving lovebites, but I’m not sure they are even proper kinks tbh, they’re both just rather vanilla and straight forward with their sex I guesssss…..
Colias, for the OTP meme e v e
  • Who was the one to propose: They both planned to propose around the same time so it was awkward and dumb and they both ended up with engagement rings at the end of the day
  • Who stressed more over wedding planning: I’m guessing Cole since he has the job and all, I mean Eli will be pretty lax and fun about the whole thing lol
  • Who decorated the house: Well, since they both probably live together in Cole’s house, it was Cole (but Eli put his own things in his territory - the kitchen)
  • Who does the cooking: They tend to share, but majority of the time it’s Eli since he loves to cook
  • Who is more organized: Cole, 100%, rule humper
  • Who initiates bedroom fun: Eli lol, he’s a minx
  • Who suggested kids first: It was probably Eli, since I doubt Cole even thought of the idea of having kids
  • Who’s more dominant: They both share that title B)
  • Who’s the cuddler: Eli’s more of a cuddler than Cole~
  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:.Eli likes being the little spoon, but they swap and share either way~
  • What’s their favourite non-sexual activity: Eli loves to cook and use Cole as his food tester :)
  • Who cooks: Eli, he loves to coo 100%
  • Who comes home drunk at 3am: Most probably Eli again, since Cole likes to drink in the comfort of his one home rather than in a club or bar I suppose
  • Who kills the spiders: Equal share |D
  • Who falls asleep first: Cole, since he needs to get up for work in the morning, but Eli is the heavier sleeper anyway |D
  • A head canon: I don’t have any headcanons since everything is 100% real B) Here’s a fun fact though: Eli makes Cole origami and tucks it into his briefcase
  • Do they have any “rituals”? No lol 
  • Who is louder? I imagine Eli is louder ehe, Cole is more for the breathless moaning |D Though, if we’re talking normally, it’s probably still Eli since he’s a party soul
  • Who is more experimental? Eli, Cole’s a stick in the mud
  • Who takes more risks? Again, Eli, Cole does things by the book
  • Do they fuck or make love? Some kind of mixture of both, really. At first, it was more fucking, but later on it was make love and then they moved between the two depending on the mood~
  • Lights on or off? No preference~
  • Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Definitely Eli tbh, I imagine Cole is horribly precautious |D
  • Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Eli, again, I feel he’s more uh— sexually adventurous than Cole tbh
  • Who comes first? Cole :)
  • Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Eli is better at oral though I like to think Cole really likes receiving blowjobs |D
  • Who is more submissive? Uh— I guess it just depends tbh, they are both rather dominant people but it would honestly depend on the mood and situation
  • Who usually initiates things? Sexually, Eli, in any other way, Cole
  • Who is more sensitive? Neither are particularly sensitive to begin with, so this question is pointless lol
  • Who has the most patience? They both tend to be as impatient as each other in different ways? Like— Cole and Eli are both impatient people to begin with
  • Which kinks do they share? Hmm, a lot of them really, since Eli tends to be fairly adventurous, I imagine they both like it rough |D


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