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yES. For that meme ehehe-- Faaateee <33 And Nalex because we need lesbians to balance it out /mauled

Fate

who is the big spoon/little spoon - Faith really, really wanted to be the little spoon |D So I guess Nate is big spoon and Faith is little spoon!
what is their favorite non-sexual activity - Looking through graves hehehehehe
who uses all the hot water in the morning - This is probably a mixure of both, though whereas Nate just really likes showers, Faith probably does it on purpose because he’s an asshole
what they order from take out - Dead bodies fresh from the grave
what is the most trivial thing they fight over - ‘Why did you have masturbate on my bed, Faith?’ ;-;-;-;-; (They don’t even fight over this, they don’t fight over petty things?)
who does most of the cleaning - Nate, definitely
who leaves their stuff around - Faith, definitely
who remembers to buy the milk - Neither because they don’t need it? |D
who remembers anniversaries - I feel like they uh— don’t care for anniversaries? Why care when you live forever, eh? |D

Nalex

who is the big spoon/little spoon - Alex is little spoon and Natalia is big spoon <3 I feel like Alex loves to be cuddled and Natalia loves to cuddle her c:
what is their favorite non-sexual activity -
Dancing, drinking champagne / vodka, eating curly fries, taking baths together
who uses all the hot water in the morning - Natalia, because she is always first up and she always has a bath when she wakes up. But it doesn’t matter because Alex normally joins her //he
what they order from take out -
I hope they go for the average Domino’s and order SO MUCH, all the dips and side orders and everything
what is the most trivial thing they fight over -
I feel like they don’t fight over anything considered trivial, just harmlessly tease each other (like Natalia teasing Alex in hUGE high heels)
who does most of the cleaning -
Natalia, since it is her apartment and she’s around the place most so whatever, you’re off the hook, Alex.
who leaves their stuff around -
Both, hehehe
who remembers to buy the milk -
Natalia, because again it’s her apartment and she should remember, it’s her responsibility.
who remembers anniversaries -
Neither, too busy celebrating when Alex returns from other countries!

THE DOMESTIC MEME

Give me one of my ships any ship, crack or otherwise and I will answer the following questions about my personal head canon:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Snow White: Do you consider yourself pretty?
Sleeping Beauty: How many hours do you sleep each night?
Cinderella: Do you have a curfew?
Rapunzel: Do you like being outside?
Little Red Riding Hood: Do you trust strangers easily?
The Wolf and the seven little Goats: Are you easily fooled?
The Seven Ravens: Do you have any siblings? How is your relationship to them?
Beauty and the Beast: What makes a person beautiful in your eyes?
The Little Mermaid: What sacrifice would you bring for love?
The Frog Prince: What do you find disgusting?
Jack and the Beanstalk: What plants are in your room?
Puss in Boots: Do you have a pet? Do you want one?
Rumpelstiltskin: What is the meaning of your url?
Bluebeard: Name one character flaw!
Pinocchio: What is your greatest wish?
Peter Pan: What is your (mental) age?
The Star Money: What is your most prized possesion?
Golden Mary and Pitch Mary: Are you more of a lazy person or do you work hard?
The Snow Queen: Who is your best friend and what would you do for them?
Godfather Death: What qualities do you think make a good parent?
The Twelve Dancing Princesses: Do you like to go on parties?
The Emperor's New Clothes: Do you care much about your clothes?
The Valiant Little Tailor: Do you think of yourself as brave?
The Princess and the Pea: Are you a squeamish person?
cries a little bit
Black Olive, i love you

cries a little bit

Black Olive, i love you

carry-on-jaeger:

CARRY-ON-JAEGER’S ATTACK ON TITAN GIVEAWAY!

Yay, its Eren Jaeger’s birthday! With that, it’s the last day of erenweek, so to top it all off why not have a giveaway. Hopefully you guys like the prizes, I tried staying within the theme. 

RULES AND STUFF:

  • You don’t have to be following me, but feel free to if you like the stuff I post.
  • Reblog as much as you want, every single one of them count.
  • Likes count too
  • The winner will be randomly selected from an online generator
  • You have to have your ask box open if you win
  • I ship internationally. (We’ll work something out if there is any problem)
  • You have to be okay with giving me your address. This is the only way i can get the prize to you.
  • This will end April 30th (which is the end of April) which gives you a over a month to enter.
  • I’LL ONLY GIVE 48 HRS FOR THE WINNER TO RESPOND
  • Lastly, I’m okay with side-blogs, but no giveaway blogs. (I’ll be checking)
  • If you have any questions, my ask box is always open

WHAT YOU’LL WIN:

  • Wall Maria wallet
  • Attack on Titan messenger bag
  • Eren Jaeger large mouse pad
  • Survey Corp necklace
  • AOT blade key chain
  • Eren Jaeger w/ blade necklace
  • Survey Corp stop watch

That’s pretty much it! Start reblogging!!

Sending you a character-- Noir c:

shattered-moons:

OTP: Noir and Oliver <333 (Black Olive forever ehe)
BrOTP: Noir and Eli forever e v e That or him and Natalia omg
OT3: BLACK ZICKLES щ(゜ロ゜щ) — (aka Noir, Zack, and Nicholas)
NOTP: I don’t know, I mean— only him and Office but Office doesn’t count e v e

Uuuhh Eliza because Eliza is cutie and I need more of her ohoho

OTP: ?????? HMM crack would be Renee / Eliza buttttt maybe the closest to OTP is Eliza / Callisto? ;-;
BrOTP: Renee / Eliza, Eliza / Aidan / Nadia, Eliza / Simon heeeee
OT3: friendly Eliza / Aidan / Nadia (TWINS)
NOTP: UH Eliza / Simon LMAO

She is a cutie shhh

Send me a character and I’ll tell you;

OTP:
BrOTP:
OT3:
NOTP:

Renee and Daymon why not e v e

Raymon: ew / nonono / eh / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART 

>:(

Tam and Nathan lol

Nam: ew / nonono / maybe / ship it / aww / otp / MY HEART 

i’m trash but they work i don’t care what you say